December 2010
66 posts
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
I like a guy who pays attention to the smallest...
I like a guy who pays attention to the smallest...
Allah says: "You may have someone in your mind,...
Allah says: "You may have someone in your mind,...
FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER:
eveyannah:
1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the motherfucker’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does...
FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER:
eveyannah:
1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the motherfucker’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does...
“Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you. But you...”
– Unknown (via kari-shma)
“Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you. But you...”
– Unknown (via kari-shma)
"It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said...
arianesantos:
<3
"It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said...
arianesantos:
<3
Boy: ABC
Girl: huh?!
Boy: Always Be Careful
Girl: ahh. and then?
Boy: DEFG
Girl: what?
Boy: Don’t Ever Forget Girl
Girl: forget that?
Boy: i’m HI.
Girl: huh?
Boy: Happy Inlove
Girl: so?
Boy: JKLM
Girl: and what is that suppose to mean?
Boy: Just Keep Loving Me.
Girl: so how about? NOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
Boy: (stop and think)
Boy: No Other Person Quite Reasonable Shall Treat U Very Well Xceptme,
You’ll Zee!
Without bad days, you'd never know what a good one...
